Standing At The Urinal

I have heard it said that Western men, on average, have larger male organs than Asian men.

Now, I do not go about checking and comparing, but, based on what I have unwittingly seen, this may indeed be true.

Although I do not like to check out other male's anatomy, it can be rather embarrassing at times when Thai guys seem to have no problem in checking my manhood out while standing at the urinal.

They do it in a subtle Thai way, which translates to, “fairly obviously” in a Westerner's view of things.

I have had to learn, as a result, how to best protect my own dignity when using urinals.

While on the topic of urinals, you will find, if you have not already, that at many restaurants and bars, there are guys whose job it is to hang out in the toilets ready to give a shoulder massage,while you pee, for a few baht.

No, not 'ready', but they just assume to and go for it without invitation.

Maybe Thai guys are different? Are they able to pee when there is some strange guy standing behind them giving them a massage?

It is not just the fact that it is a guy, but that I need to find my quiet place, and to relax before peeing, and there is no way to relax when you need to pee and there is a someone giving you a massage, especially when they start doing the light hitting thing, which can be quite pleasant ….. if only you are not trying to pee at the time!